Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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