In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He has the fingertips of a God
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