So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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