So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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