we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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