I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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