Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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