I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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