I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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