The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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