Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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