what if I'm pregnant?
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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