Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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