so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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