My brain says no but my pants say off.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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