see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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