Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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