so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
