She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
