Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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