i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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