You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there was a trapeze. enough said
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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