and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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