if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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