Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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