I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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