Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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