no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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