If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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