That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I party with great urgency now.
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