If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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