how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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