Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
A+ Viking dick
how drunk are you?
Several
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