It's like God shit irony all over that family
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
