Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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