It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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