Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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