I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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