Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i think im in europe. pls send help
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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