I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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