I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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