My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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