I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
