So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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