When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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