i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
