I hate your face
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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