The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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