There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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