You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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